Adult Store 101: XXX Last Minute Holiday Shopping Tips

Well it's winter time again and the holidays are here...my Christmas shopping is done...and I manage to stay the FUCK away from the mall. Yay me!

It's 3 days before Christmas Eve and I've noticed Way more people shopping at our store in the past few days looking for that perfect sexy gift for their S.O (significant other)so here are a few quick tips before you rush out to buy that naughty bit to spice up your holiday...

***BE PREPARED- Do a quick Google search if it's a particular product, call ahead. If they don't have what you want come with a plan B, we can't tell you what your S.O would like because we don't know them like that!


***HELP US HELP YOU- Get to know your lovers measurements, sizes, and preferences. "I don't know" is NOT an acceptable answer to our questions. We aren't sleeping with them...YOU ARE!


***BE FLEXIBLE- Alot of you have been taught that the most EXPENSIVE item MUST be the BEST! That's not always true. There are alot of different brands of the SAME STYLES of products just because something is cheaper doesn't make it a piece of shit. I have had loads of expensive toys returned for being defective and stories of cheaper toys lasting for years. Be open to suggestions if your favorite high end brand isn't in stock.

***WE GET BUSY TOO- We've been understaffed alot this month as I am sure alot of places have this month. And the holidays can be VERY BUSY. Keep in mind that we run out of stock on popular products VERY QUICKLY and the time we have to spend with individual customers is alot shorter due to the high volume...if you have more questions you can always call us back after we touch base with the other customers.

And that's pretty much it. I hope everyone has a Merry Christmas and a Bright New Year,

There might be one more post before the new year, I just haven't  gotten my collective shit together yet, LOL. I am hoping to completely accomplish that in 2016.

Let Your Freak Flag Fly!

Illy Stylez

Adult Store 101: XXX Videos For Dummies

Not everyone feels comfortable viewing porn via the Internet...privacy fears, computer viruses, and being "caught" with porn sites in your browser history. I get it!  And those are usually the customers that come check out our video collection but for the first timer it can be confusing and there are very many categories, some of which many people have never even heard of. Today's post is going to define commonly used categories and fetishes for those of you who have no clue.  Starting with the basics and ending with the most common fetishes.


Classics- These are films usually from 1970 until the late 80's/Early 90's. Big hair and lots of bush. The basic sex action applies here (oral, vaginally sex in different basic positions)

M.I.L.F- Stands for Mother I'd Like To Fuck, wonderful term, no? In this category of cinema you will find mature women (aka Cougars, women in their40s and 50s) with younger men (aka Cubs, men usually in their 20s of course)

Features- Feature Films are what they sound like... They usually have a storyline and very high production value (lighting, cinematography, sets, costumes are theatre quality) They do contain hardcore action but usually aren't raunchy or kinky unless noted somewhere on the cover. They are very popular with our female customers that aren't really into porn.

Girl on Girl- Lesbian porn, no boys allowed! A lot of oral, toys, and strap on dildos.

Gay- Male on Male sex ONLY. Lots of oral and anal, sometimes toys (dildos and anal plugs/prostate massagers)

Bi~Sexual- Male/Female/Male threesome sex...Combines Hetero and Homo sex simultaneously (oral, anal, vaginal) positioning.  If you're male and curious about men but are mostly attracted to women, then this might be a good way to do a little research.

Transsexual- Also known (by the less polite terms) Tranny or Shemale. The polite term is preferred, features Transwomen  (chicks with dicks) with men and sometimes females. Anal and oral mostly, some vaginal when there's a female around (which I personally think is hot) Not for the prudish or faint of heart.

Black- Hetero sex between African American people. Anal, oral, vaginal...maybe some toys like vibrators or body massagers.

Asian- Hetero sex between people of Asian decent or White men and Asian women.  From what I've seen its mostly Japanese or Filipino women in these films.  Oral, vaginal, and anal.  They don't seem to be too big on toys.

Latin~ Hetero sex between people of Latin descent or White men and Latin women. Brazillian, Mexican or Spanish women. Basic oral, anal, vaginally penetration.

Interracial- Hetero sex between couples of different races. Most commonly Black men with White Women or Black Women with White men but describes any combination of different races having sex.  Oral, vaginal, anal.

Oral/BlowBangs- Are films that highly feature and mainly focus on a woman giving a man oral sex. They focus on things like swallowing semen, ejaculating on womens faces (aka Facials), breasts (aka A Pearl Necklace), sharing semen between two women (aka Cum Swapping), or a woman/women collecting semen in a glass and drinking it.

Anal- Hetero anal sex is the main focus. Included in this category may be anal toys, women spreading their cheeks so that you can see inside the anus (aka gapes or gaping)

Big Tits- Hetero sex featuring women with LARGE breasts.  You may see a lot of what we call "titty fucking" which means a man sliding his penis in between the woman's cleavage while she gives him oral sex simultaneously.

B.B.W- Stands for Big Beautiful Women (aka Curvy Girls or the less polite Plumpers/Chunkers) feature curvy, full figured ladies. Hetero sex, oral, vaginal and sometimes anal.

Group- SWINGERS. Hetero sex or girl on girl sex with many different actors in a scene at once.

Gonzo- These films are compiled of scenes from different porn shoots. Many different actresses, positions, situations and locations.  Hetero sex with some group stuff thrown in, maybe a little girl on girl action.  You will usually find Female/Male/Female threesomes here as well. No storyline to speak of and these films can get raunchy.

P.O.V- Stands for Point Of View.  The film is shot from the male actors point of view so it's like you're watching the action happen to you.



AND NOW... The heavy stuff...Welcome to the wonderful world of FETISH VIDEO!



Domination/BDSM- Bondage, Dominance,  SadoMasochism... If you like whips, floggers, spanking, being tied up, being submissive or being totally in charge than this is the section for you.

Cuckhold/Humiliation- Scenario us where a husband or boyfriend is forced to watch or participate in some way while he watches his girl blatantly have sex with other man.

D.P- Stands for Double Penetration. Usually a woman getting anal and vaginal penetration by two different men.  Can sometimes be double anal or double vaginal penetration (if the actress has the talent for it)

Hentai- Japanese Anime Cartoon style porn.  Usually has a weird story line and sometimes weird stuff happening in it like sex with monsters that have many penis shaped tentacles...

Squirting- Features women who ejaculate clear fluid when they orgasm.

Feet- For those of you who have a fetish for feet, shoes, stockings and thigh highs on women.

Hairy/Bush- Features Hetero sex with women who don't shave their public hair off completely... And sometimes their armpits (I'm not sure why about the last one) not everyone likes their pussy smooth as a baby's ass.

Forbidden- These are films that feature sex between a step parent/child or step siblings. In darker cases they could be just straight up incest scenarios.

Pegging- Men being fucked by a woman wearing a strap on.

Pregnant- Hetero sex with a pregnant woman


... And there you have it.  All summed up in this handy dandy little post of mine. Hell, if you're still confused bookmark this page on your mobile or print it out and take it with you next time you shop! I fully encourage it!

Hope I helped light the way through the murky waters of Lake Porno...

Don't be shy, Let your Freak Flag Fly!



Illy Stylez

Shop Life: Volume III

Long story short? The lady in the picture above stole a wig off a mannequin and took off. For some reason, she decided to come back around and stand in front of the side door, where I caught her and made her give it back...While I was doing that, some fat asshole swiped a thong. (one he wouldnt be able to fit into)

My question?

How fucked up (and on what?) do you have to be...to fuck up a successful heist?! ha-ha

In other news, I started offering my services as a personal shopper on my off hours today, trying to make some money on the side as well as bring the store some business and generate some word of mouth. I've only got one potential client so far (not bad for posting the ad TODAY!) So, we shall see what happens...it should be fun and interesting if I manage to be successful! Wish Me Luck...and more potential clients!

Let Your Freak Flag Fly!

Illy Stylez

Product Review: Shibari Wireless Rechargeable 10x Wand

I was screwing around on Twitter a few days ago, checking out the lastest and greatest from my favorite toy companies. So I decided to show my love for them with a Tweet of my own, jokingly asking to be a product tester...

The awesome people at Shibari Wands instantly responded with "What would you like to try?"

I chose the: Wireless 10x Rechargeable Wand

The wand didn't come with a charge out of the box (very few do) but that was okay, I could wait. The device itself is very lightweight which is AWESOME because most wands tend to be pretty heavy and bulky. Charging was easy, it came with a USB cord  (A/C adapter plug included) and it we as ready to go in about an hour, (it takes up to 4 hours for others) which is pretty damn quick.

Switching it on, I had to fight back a "Holy shit!"...

This thing is POWERFUL!

If you are using it for it's originally intended purpose of body massage, which I did...at first. I carry a lot of tension in my neck, shoulders, upper back and it definitely eased the tension.

Taking the massager down south like I see frequently in porn today (those girls really seem to enjoy it)

"OMFG!!!!!!!"

This is not a toy for the faint of vagina, BEWARE!

Once you try it, you may not go back! Remember it has 10 functions! (that includes a couple steady vibration settings)

The head has a soft but firm texture, the neck is flexible enough to get my my hard to reach spots. Once I found a pattern I liked , it took about 2.5 seconds for me to orgasm...and this was WITHOUT a partner!

Now, I'm more in love with Shibari Wands than ever. The model I tested retails at my store for about $70.00 (which is MUCH cheaper than the competition) They are several models of wands to choose from and they even have minis!

Right from the top: Shibari Bling and Halo. Right from the Bottom: Shibari Wireless 10x and Shibari My Wand (A/C plug in)

Above: Shibari Hummer Attachment for Men

Guys, you don't have to feel left out of the fun either, Shibari also makes a and attachment for you!

I'm still trying to get someone to buy it so I can get some firsthand feedback! Oh well...

Until then, you can visit their website to snag yourself one of these bad boys or for the latest news you can follow them on Twitter: @ShibariWands

P.S They also make pocket rockets, bullets, and bondage rope! So Go! Go! Go!

Illy Stylez

Shop Life Special Edition: #LoveWins

The White House lit up in rainbow lights after SCOTUS ruling

So as most of you probably already know, last week the U.S Supreme court ruled that Same Sex marriage is legal in all 50 states...

And alot of us couldn't be happier! Marriage is now legal for EVERYONE!

Now, that being said there's still been alot of controversy surrounding it, mostly from the super religious. My Facebook feed was a miasma of rainbows but also scripture and bible verses. Alot of people, including those I am related to still do not support the SCOTUS ruling, citing that it goes against their beliefs and morals, which therefore is a sin....

I say that's Bullshit!

First, a little about my personal background: I was baptized as a Catholic, we were Christmas and Easter Catholics, I have personally never read the entire bible, but I have gone to church on occasion. I grew up in a part of San Diego known for its very high Gay population and it wasn't until my teens that I even knew that a close uncle that lived with us was Gay, it wasn't talked about out loud...EVER. But no one in my family seemed to care. My Catholic background wasn't impressed upon me as the Gospel, church was something we HAD to do, and I really didn't enjoy it all.

I grew up seeing evidence of the LGBTQ community everyday. I just knew people were different, men and women some times want to be with another man or woman, or that some men dress and live as women, women as men. My mother and father never had to explain anything to me, or tell me how gay sex worked....I never wondered, I accepted it as fact because of the world around me. These people were IN THE WORLD, so to me they had a right to be there and to do what they wanted. It never seemed wrong or sinful to me.

Which is why I don't understand all this hoopla about "saving our children"...what are you saving them from? You don't want them teaching gay sex in school? Um, They didn't really teach us "sex" in school. They taught us the biological formula that creates babies, that when a penis goes into a vagina it can make a baby. They didn't show us HOW it was done, walk us through sex step by step! It was: Here is how the female body works, this is how the male body works, and when those two come together they make a baby. What would they have to add for gay children?! Other than, "Hey sometimes people like to be with the same sex, its normal, they can't make babies."
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If your child isn't already gay, they are just going to shrug and go "Okay this doesn't apply to me"

You can't catch GAY! I don't understand how, as a "good parent" in 2015...you are going to keep your child from REAL LIFE. Homosexuals and Transpersons EXIST IN THE WORLD. They are numerous and here to stay and part of everyday life. How are you gonna keep your kid in a "Gay Isn't Real" bubble? Are you intentionally going to teach your children to hate people because of who they love? Listen to how that last sentence sounded...its like teaching someone to hate because of the color of their skin (which is still sadly going on today). I mean, just a short while ago we weren't alllowed to marry outside our race and the majority thought that was wrong, until people got together and said that shouldn't matter! Gay or Trans isn't something that you just DECIDE to be, it is not a choice! And I thank my lucky stars that my parents didn't influence my sister and I either way, they taught us about what they could and let us come to our own conclusions about the world. And I am proud to say that I have an openly gay Sister! No one taught her about lesbians, she just IS one and I always knew....growing up we shared a room: my side was all boybands, male lead singers and hot WWF Wrestlers, her side of the room was Xena, Warrior Princess, Lara Croft and WNBA players. When she came out, I wasn't surprised in the least and it didn't change the way our family felt about her. I also have a dear younger cousin who is going through different struggles as a Transwoman, while I admit that I didn't see that being a possibility when she was growing up as male, once I found out, it took a bit of mental adjustment to stop using male pronouns and call her by her new name, I still make mistakes! And that's okay because she knows that I accept her for who she is and that I refuse to judge the way she lives her life...Sadly, her father is still having a hard time with it. For him its a rather unique situation, it's perfectly acceptable for  him to have a gay son but not a T-daughter, he doesn't want his other son from his current marriage "to be influenced" by her lifestyle, and THAT I just don't understand. Transpeople unfortunately still have a long way to go acceptance wise but I stand beside them as a representative of the straight community that just doesn't give a fuck as long as you are you and you are happy with you. And I will keep fighting with you! I will always be one of your LOUDEST AND PROUDEST advocates!

I know enough about The Bible to know that its main message is "LOVE OTHERS NO MATTER WHAT"...alot of you definitely don't follow that. You use your faith to hate, belittle, and mould GOD's word to fit your own agenda and I am pretty sure He didn't have that in mind. Which is why as an adult, I have chosen a faith that doesn't harm or discriminate against anyone...Universalism. What the fuck is that exactly? Well, I believe that the Universe will unfold as it should....that whatever you put out into the Universe comes back to you, I believe in Karma, I believe in Love (in all forms), I believe in acceptance of what I cannot change, I believe in Humanity.

Bottom Line, I fully support EQUALITY for all people, period. I support the SCOTUS ruling because everyone has a human right to be with whomever they choose to love and you can't help who you love. It makes me happy that because of this historic decision, my family and friends are free to love and marry whomever they choose and reap the financial, legal, and medical benefits their union will provide.

And if you don't like it...GO FUCK YOURSELF...

THEY'RE HERE, THEY'RE QUEER AND THEY ARE FABULOUS!

#LoveWins

Me at work. Showing my support on the day of the ruling

Marriage and Equality for all!

Now, lets move on to more important issues...the decriminalization of Cannabis...because I hate to tell you, that's next!

Let Your Freak Flags Fly and Legallze it!

Illy Stylez

Shop Life: Volume II

There's always something happening at The Shop...We are really close to County Mental Hospital so we get a few crazies now and then mostly harmless but every now and then we get some characters:

June 15, 2015-

It's a Monday morning, 9:30 AM...And there was a rather fucked up (on meth or crack) Transwoman.  She was rather opinionated about everything but I could only under partially understand what she was saying because her accent was so thick and she was mumbling from the drugs. Her wig looked like it had seen better days, it was long, black, tangled  and poofy...she was walking around in jeans and a red plaid bra (that we sell). Her breasts were the best boob job I have seen ( and I see alot of them). She was dark skinned so I guessed she was from the Caribbean some where. She bought a ticket for the theatre and disappeared inside...only for  us to get complaints from the regulars...why? Because she decided to solicit (prostitution). After she was confronted about it, she swore up and down that she didn't that someone was lying. (We got more than 3 complaints and she was NOT easy to mistake her someone else.) My manager asked her to leave, very nicely and respectfully...she paced around the counter for a bit, looking for her plastic bag of belongings...I handed it to her and she put a shirt on. I guess she wasn't having nice from my manager because the woman thanked me for being kind and helpful (I didn't do much but appreciated the compliment) then she stormed out with her plastic bag calling my manager a "Black Bitch!" as she passed (she was WAY darker skinned than my manager which we thought was hysterical). She walked out the front doors and proceeded to grab her tits and shake them at the front door, then poked her head in and told us to quit looking! Then she left...

Later, when I went on break...I'm walking to the 7/11 that's nearby and I passed the Italian restaurant that's two doors down from us...and there is her bag of belongings, strewn about the entrance way of this place like she got abducted by aliens and dropped it all. Haven't seen her since...

Cynthia-

The girl in above video, her name is Cynthia and I guess you could say she's kind of a regular...but she's not allowed in the store. Why? Because she's completely bat shit crazy!

From what I gather, she used to work here at the shop YEARS ago....for a few days as a clerk and then she went on to become one of the Peepshow girls. She's locked herself in the customer ladies room more than once and completely trashed it another time she was able to slip past us and lock herself in OUR bathroom, last time for 30 minutes while talking to herself. She will show up and stand outside next to the back door with her bike yelling and talking to someone we can't see. When we ask her to leave, she argues about it incoherently til we get tired and just give up. I think she either has Multiple Personality Disorder (because sometimes she will take on different accents like Latin and British...she's white. I've been told to watch out for the British Lady, she's a terrible bitch)  or Schizophrenia, maybe both? Can you have both? Anyway, She is lucid when you're speaking to her sometimes then she will trail off into crazy again. She will spend HOURS hanging out, outside the building in the blistering sun, no matter how many times we ask her to leave. I feel bad for her, there's plenty of places for her to get help but she doesn't and the drugs she does definitely isn't helping the problem.

In the video, my manager had just asked her to leave since she was freaking people out with her nonsense...They got into an argument, manager decided she was wasting her breath and gave up. She stayed out there pacing and yelling at no one. So I had to take a phone and record the crazy. After I finished filming this, she was out there for maybe 15 more minutes, pacing and yelling before she finally go on her bike and left.

We haven't seen the last of her I'm sure...She'll be back. What I don't get is why she keeps coming back in the first place? What connection is her broken mind making? I find it all very interesting really...

Hope you guys enjoy the crazy as much as I did...



Illy Stylez

Shop Life: Volume I

View of the Toy Room at Barnett Ave. Adult Superstore

Working at an Adult Store, you get to meet interesting people and get yourself into interesting situations. Here are a few we had to deal with in the past two weeks:



The Nasty Stripper Bitch- This chick was a trip! She brought back some white lingerie that she had previously danced in (Strike 1), dumped a bagful on the counter in front me claiming that the came out. She demanded a return or exchange. So of course I ask my manager even though I know what her answer is going to be (at most stores, sales are FINAL! We have a 10 day return policy on DEFECTIVE items.) So I show her the garment in question, She determines that the damage occurred due to being worn and denies the request. I go back to the customer and tell her. She proceeds to stare at me for a minute straight, I just stared back and told her I'm sorry I couldn't help. She exclaims that she spends alot of money at the store and to tell my manager that we have lost her business and won't be returning...I said "okay, have a nice day". So since we couldn't do anything with it, I go to throw the pile into the trash. But before I do, a white thong falls to the floor...I go to pick it up and stop dead...its got a huge yellow and brown stain the entire length of the crotch! NASTY! How are you gonna be a stripper when you don't even wash your ass?! Who wants THAT in their face?! Let me also mention that this bitch looked to be about 40! I wouldn't have guessed that she was a dancer until she told me! My shift goes by, I get off and go home. At about 8pm I get a call from one of the managers, asking me what I had done with all the clothing, I told him what happened and that I had thrown in out. Turns out Nasty wanted the clothing BACK! What the fuck?! Why would you think we would have kept those things. Delusional and Gross!

The Medical Play Case

Handcuff Guy- I started the morning of May 21, 2015 in kind of a stupor. I wasn't awake yet which means all types of fun stuff was gonna happen! Above you will see a picture of our medical play case where most of our chrome toys are. This guy who looks like a trucker asks me to see one of the pairs of cuffs we had in there. So I get them out and he asks me to cuff him, so I do...about twice before I figure out hes getting a jolly out of me cuffing him. So I casually stop and finish up my opening duties. He wanders over to the Men's Underwear and selects a pair, asks me a few questions about sizing (he was a big guy) and then purchases a red thong. He asked to change into it and I said sure and let him into the dressing room. He comes out, fully clothed thank god and proceeds to thank me and start going on and on about how well they fit. And of course, he had to give me the full effect by pulling his pants part way down and showing me the biggest, whitest, ass I've ever seen! I so did not need that! I start talking to another customer and he kept floating around near us awkwardly like he wanted to talk to me more, probably listening, and finally he gets the hint that I'm not gonna be done helping any time soon and he finally leaves.

New Release Toys and The Lube Wall

Mr. Clearance Lube- Who walks into a store and shouts "Where's your Clearance Lube at?" This guy does apparently...we are pretty affordable, why would you want the stuff that WASN'T selling and no one else wanted. I feel sorry for who ever you're gonna have sex with, they don't even rate full priced lube!

The Shower Guy- He comes in, tells us that he's promoting a club...doesn't say which one. He's not dressed like a club promoter, doesn't have any fliers and he walks with a cane. He then asks my coworker "What can I get here for $3.00". I had to stifle a laugh because you could get like two lube pillows and not much else at my store. My coworker says as much. Then he disappears into our bathroom and is in there for a while. The janitor comes up to us and lets us know the guy is taking a whore shower in our Men's Room. So we sent a mail coworker in after his to kick him out. There's bathrooms at the beach, c'mon! As the guy is leaving, we are watching him on camera...as he rolls his shopping cart away! Homeless Club Promoter?! That's new.



So there you have it. Just a few things that we have to deal with on the daily. There's plenty more to come so stay tuned.


Let Your Freak Flag Fly!

~Illy Stylez~

Illy Stylez

Adult Store 101: Necessary Shopping Tips

If you are going to shop at an Adult Store for a gift for your lover, take pity on us...We are NOT fucking mind readers! The following are some tips for easy, no fuss shopping...

Tip #1: At least have an IDEA of the types of items that you want to purchase!

* Our first question is going to be "Do you need help finding anything?" We don't know your lover personally and again, we aren't mind readers. We can't follow you around while you make up your mind because we have other people to help as well and there are only so many of us on the floor!

Tip #2: Familiarize yourself with your Lover's measurments and sizes if you want to purchase lingerie, underwear, bras, fetish clothing, or shoes!

* We CANNOT just go off of your verbal physical description if it doesn't include actual SIZES! Telling us that your wife or girlfriends bra size is "as big a grapefruit" or that she's about the same size as us DOES NOT HELP! Everyone is shaped differently, different things look good (or bad) on different people!

* Ask your Lover their measurements or if you are trying to surprise them, discreetly check out some of the tags on their regular clothing or other lingerie if you are able. It also helps to know their favorite color as well in case we ask you that too!

Tip #3: Be as HONEST & FORTHCOMING about your needs when speaking to us!

* Take a look around at the sales staff on the floor or behind the counter, ask someone who looks relatable to you. Think of us as your best friend while you're there, you can tell us pretty much anything as long as you aren't creepy about it. I go out of my way to help a customer feel at ease with me, the store, and the subject matter. Relax, we got your back!

* In order to help you to the best of our ability, we need you to be as clear and detailed about you and your partners needs...we NEVER mind helping someone at my store but it gives me a fucking headache when I have to pry your sexual preferences out of you!

* You're already in a Sex Shop. Everyone else shopping around you is there for more or less the same reason...THERE IS NO REASON TO BE SHY! Other patrons are NOT giving a shit what you buy, they are too busy trying to meet thier own needs and you will probably never see them again anyway! Who cares what some stranger thinks?!

* There is NOTHING you can say that will shock or surprise us! WE HAVE HEARD IT ALL to different degrees. We don't mind hearing details you usually keep to  yourself just don't be creepy and suggestive about it! We are a very NON-JUDGEMENTAL bunch. We don't care about what you're into as long as it doesn't involve Minors, Animals, or Body Waste!

* You don't have to whisper, we aren't in a fucking library! My store has a laid back, fun, casual vibe and we get the luxury of being completely ourselves at work while still remaining professional...and its hard to hear whispering when everyone around you is talking normally. What you are doing isnt shameful or wrong...not matter who told you! You have nothing to be ashamed of from me!

Let your Freak Flag Fly!

💋,
Illy Stylez

Adult Store 101: Down the Rabbit Hole

Every single day I have a few ladies come up to me and ask me for "The Rabbit"...

This was our "Rabbit" section of the store. 

Sorry ladies, there is NO SUCH THING because as demonstrated above...there are too fucking many to count nowadays.

The ORIGINAL Rabbit was and still is made by an awesome company called Doc Johnson and made famous by the TV show "Sex & The City"... (which I never watched) but I did get "The Rabbit" which looked like this:

The Original Rabbit: The iVibe Rabbit made by Doc Johnson

Sadly, it only lasted a month and not from "overuse"...(STFU, you know who you are and I can hear you laughing!) To be honest, my kegel muscles crushed those " rotating pearls" into powder and it stopped working! So, I'm not really a fan of this model and don't recommend it usually unless someone requests it specifically. Their NEW version iVibe Select is much better and looks like this:

i Vibe Select Rabbit in Balck by Doc Johnson

When selecting your toy keep in mind the term "Rabbit" is now used pretty loosely now that the market has expanded... not all "Rabbits" look like their namesake...the clitoral stimulators may be shaped like other animals like butterflies, dolphins, or even hummingbirds...some may just have a nondescript design.

There are about 8 common styles of Rabbit: Bendable, Rotating, Rotating w/ Beads, Thrusting, Thrusting with Rotation (w/beads or without), Recharegable and Remote Control.

The Bendable Rabbit:

EX: Bendable Rabbit by California Exotics

Bendable Rabbits have a flexible spine in the shaft that can be manipulated to stay at different angles to reach just the right spot.

The Rotating Rabbit:

EX: Rotating Rabbit. The Jimmie Lightning Rod by Closet Collection. One of my favorites, it lights up!

These types of toys have a rotating shaft which is great for hitting your G-Spot (or finding it) most of them come with the ability to change the rotation direction or intensity.

The Rotating Rabbit With Beads:

EX: Rotating Rabbit with Metal Beads by Pipedream

This style of "Rabbit" has a Rotating shaft with the added bonus of having rotating metal bead inside the shaft that when used will gently massage the Vaginal walls. You can usually reverse the rotation direction and some may have different patterns of rotation.

The Thrusting Rabbit:

EX: Thrusting Rabbit

The Thrusting and Rotating Rabbit: 

Ex: A Thrusting & Rotating Rabbit by Blush. See how the Clit Stimulator is a butterfly?

This design of "Rabbit" has a Thrusting shaft with Rotating massaging beads. You get the realistic motion of thrusting combined with massaging of the vaginal walls by the rotating beads and the clit stimulator.

The Triple Stimulator Rabbit:

EX Triple Ecstasy Thruster by Pipedream. I own this one personally! :-)

Now this type of "Rabbit" is NOT for beginners! Triple Stims can be any of the above styles or a combination. of them...with a twist because they also have a built in Anal stimulator for triple the fun SIMULTANEOUSLY! Definitely not for the faint of heart!


The Thrusting & Rotating Rabbit:

Ex: Remote control Trusting and Rotating Rabbit by Pipedream

Remote Controlled "Rabbits" can also be found in the above styles or any combination of the two and comes with a wireless remote control. These are better suited for couples...if your partner isn't exactly in the mood, to tired, busy with household stuff or surfing the web...just hand them the remote! Keep in mind the range of distance the remote can be away from the toy when trying these out (You can find out the range by reading the packaging...which lots of people DON'T do!)



The Rechargeable Rabbit:

EX: A Rechargeable Rabbit- Vanity #15 by JOpen

This style can also be found in the above styles. Fully Rechargeable either by USB or A/C adapter, some have a charging dock and others may just plug directly into the toy itself. These toys can get pretty expensive because they are usually made with higher quality materials and better quality motors,  and a one year warranty (typically) if you register your toy with the manufacturer. Definitely saves you money on batteries though, in the long run.

All of the toys I listed are most commonly made of TPE/TPR/Jelly material or Silicone. The material choice is up to your preference but PLEASE keep in mind that ALOT of women are ALLERGIC to toys made out of Jelly looking material....and they may not know it. I am one of these women, jelly toys can cause an unpleasant burning sensation like your coohie is on fire!)

Silicone toys are much more body safe and typically hypoallergenic...unless you're allergic to Silicone that is, which I have also come across but rarely. 

Again, remember to read the packaging on your toy. The materials the companies used it make it should be listed there somewhere! If you're having trouble finding it...ask a member of the staff...Its what we get paid for!

The Battle of the Beads:

On the Left: The free floating pearls of iVibe Rabbit. On the Right: The mounted metal beads of the Waterproof Jack Rabbit by California Exotics

Earlier in the post, I mentioned how I was able to crush those free floating pearls in the iVibe Rabbit with just the awesome power of my vaginal muscles... totally true btw but due mostly in part that the beads are not attached to the rotating mechanism which can present a problem when you've decided the toy is one of your favorites. I am personally not a fan of plastic beads but if you don't mind them or have no preference, always look for a brand that has the beads attached to the rotating mechanism.

When it comes to my clients however, I always suggest a "Rabbit" that has mounted/attached metal beads, most packaging won't say it but most of them are non jamming...

There's a trick to finding a quality "Rabbit" and I love demonstrating it to the customer because visuals always get the point across better...


The Rabbit Trick:

If there isn't a display model to play around with, ask the staff if they will pop batteries in the toy of your choice and explain the features to you. Then, while you've got the toy running, put the toy on the highest Thrusting or Rotation setting, make the "OK" sign with your dominant hand around the shaft on the part of the toy that moves, using only that hand... lightly squeeze the shaft, gently tightening your fingers around the moving part. If you can, hold the toy out in front you with only that hand in the "OK" grip on the shaft...gently increase your grip til you are holding the shaft VERY firmly but still allowing for movement...

If the toy keeps moving like its supposed to smoothly in your grip, not in jerky movements...then you've found a WINNER if not, let it go and start looking for another!

Warranties & Maintenance:

If anything happens to your toy that's under warranty, you may be able to send it back to the manufacturer sometimes (good toy companies that care about their clients and brand name do it all the time) for FREE or the small price of shipping it back to them.

Maintenance on these toys are pretty easy: Remove the batteries after each use. Then use your favorite brand of toy cleaner or just plain ol' antibacterial soap and warm water for cleansing, dry, and store in your favorite hiding spot that's also dry and clean as well.

Hope you enjoyed your trip down the Rabbit Hole...I hope this helped guide you back home with a new friend...

"Let your Freak Flags Fly!"

Love & Orgasms,,

Illy Stylez

Adult Store 101: Cock Rings- Basic & Vibrating

What the fuck is a cock ring and what does it do, you ask?


Well my Loves, it's a circular device usually worn either around the base of the penis shaft, around the top of the scrotum, or around both. It is mainly used to maintain a firmer erection buy restricting the blood from leaving the penis. Contrary to popular belief it is NOT only used by those suffering from erectile dysfunction or premature ejaculation.

(Illy''s Note: Alot of my male customers, my male coworkers, and boyfriend have claimed that cock rings actually intensify the male orgasm! I can't argue with that!)

Examples of how Cock Rings can be worn

In my experience, it's always best to apply a cock ring when the penis is flaccid (limp) before or during foreplay/intercourse. Cock rings come in a variety of different materials, some materials may require knowing the width of the penis. (No gloating, it's tacky and I get tired of hearing guys do it, just state it all business like damn it!)


Different materials suit different preferences, these materials include:

*Rubber*: Most common basic cock ring material. May come in assorted colors, limited ability to stretch. May come in sets of 2-5. Common sizes may be: 1 1/4 inches, 1 1/2 inches, and 2 inches. Best applied to flaccid penis.

*TPR/Jelly*: May look very small out of the package but these guys actually give you the most stretchablity to fit almost any size  (Unless you're hung like a fucking moose!)
Available in many colors and they may be textured to also stimulate your partner. Due to the material, they may need to be replaced often depending on the amount of use but they are usually pretty inexpensive. They may be applied to a fully erect penis.

*Silicone*: Limited range of stretch. Most are stretchy enough that they don't need sizing but some brands may come sized just the same as the Rubber rings above, they may also come in an adjustable variety. Silicone rings may come in sets as well as various colors. Best applied on a flaccid penis.

*Leather*: Can be VERY comfortable (So I've been told!). Some can be adjusted for size by metal snaps, others you may need to be sized for. Commonly displayed in the "Fetish/Bondage" section on most stores. May be applied while penis is erect.

*Metal*: Metal rings commonly come presized. If you are in the market for one of these then its good to have the measurements of the penis in question. Width flaccid and erect just so you can get a better picture of where you fit so to speak. Apply to flaccid penis ONLY!

*Pyrex Glass*: Comes sized, EXTREMELY HARD TO BREAK if made by a quality company...so don't worry! Please do your home work on the company before buying and trying. Flaccid penis ONLY!

Top Row from Left to Right: Silicone, Leather, Pyrex Glass.
Bottom Row: TPR/Jelly, Metal, Rubber

Another device you will find with the same functions as the beauties above:

Left to Right: Jelly Cock Sling, Metal Cock Cage

The one on the left is commonly referred to as a Cock Sling, the one on the right is referred to as a Cock Cage. They are both used for the same purpose as a basic cock ring.

With both devices, a flaccid penis goes through the space at he top and the scrotum through the space at the bottom. They can prolong an erection and delay ejaculation SIMULTANEOUSLY! Available in the same materials  as basic cock rings , as well as plastic that snaps together to hold the device in place. Can be used as an alternative to basic rings and can be more comfortable than the traditional kind.


WARNING: Wearing any of these devices for too long can cause permanent damage! If you have any medical conditions associated with a Heart Condition, Diabetes,or anything involving blood circulation...CONSULT YOUR DOCTOR BEFORE PLAYING!

~~~~Vibrating Cock Rings: Your New BFF~~~~

Vibrating cock rings are made of the same materials as the basic kind, harder to find though may be the Metal and Glass in the vibrating variety but I am sure they are out there!

These rings differ from basic rings in a BIG WAY...they come with a vibrating bullet (sometimes even two or more!) attached to stimulate your partner during sex while performing the functions of a regular ring. Vibrating rings come in 3 types:

*Disposable*:  Usually gives the wearer about 30-45 minutes of continuous vibration before the vibe becomes useless. It can be used in short bursts to prolong its life. They usually have the smallest bullets on them, normally just one speed of vibration, textured tio stimulate both partners. Great for travel or quickies on the run! Best part though? They are always pretty cheap!

*Reusable*: Almost always come with batteries included, a few brands even include extras! The vibrator is commonly the size of wireless bullet which is removable for easy cleaning or for use as a separate toy. They may or may not be textured depending on the brand. Can be multi-speed and have different patterns of vibration to add some Spice, some will even be waterproof for fun in the water. Moderately priced.

*Rechargeable*:  Eliminates the need for finding the right batteries! Uses USB or AC adapter style charger that plugs in to any USB capable device or wall outlet. Some chargers may also be magnetic! Most commonly made of high grade silicone. They are not always waterproof, so ask before you buy! Rechargeable Toys are always going to be more expensive! Moderate to High price but they can be worth it for the right one!

From Left to Right: Disposable, Reusable (Battery Operated), Rechargable

Every sexual orientation can enjoy the stimulation of a vibrating cock ring...Its not just for us "Breeders"!

Lovely Lesbians, Try using a cock ring at the base of your favorite strap on attachment!

Example of Vibrating ring on dildo/strap on attachment

Gorgeous  Gays, there are vibrating rings specifically designed for male to male loving!

Tres Chic Transgender/Transsexual men and women, depending on what you've got going on in your boudoir the possibilities are ENDLESS!

My top 3 companies for Cock Rings

*(Illy's Note: Screaming O, JOpen, and Lelo are my top three companies for Cock Rings...listed from inexpensive to high end. Remember, you get what you pay for...with a few exceptions. If you stop by I'll be happy to show you)*

Let your freak flag fly!

Love,

Illy Stylez

Vibes 4 Beginners: Basic & G-Spot Vibes

I meet a lot of ladies that are buying a toy for the first time. This can be a really intimidating experience, especially when confronted by so many choices with so many bells and whistles. I am dedicating this post to the first timers and the clueless...

When I ask these ladies what they are looking for, the most frequent answer I get is:

"I just want something basic" 

The basic category alone can be confusing all on its own! I like to break it down even more than that by dividing them into two types: HARD and SOFT.

✴✴✴HARD BASIC VIBES✴✴✴

✴✴✴SOFT BASIC VIBES✴✴✴

♥ Made in various colors!

♥ Can feel soft/firm to soft/squishy, some are even bendable into fun positions!

♥ May be made of material like: Silicone, Rubber, Jelly, or Synthetic Flesh (i.e.FantaFlesh, UR3, Cyberskin...)

♥ Shapes range from realistic to fun and unique textures (i.e. Bumps, ridges, nubs, wavesetc.)

♥ Controls can either be push button or twist bottom

♥ Multi-speed to Multi-function

♥ Showerproof

♥ Battery capacity ranges from AAA to AA

♥ NOT RECOMMENDED FOR ANAL INSERTION!


✖✖✖ G-SPOT VIBES ✖✖✖


G-Spot Vibes are very similar to Basic Vibes...with one BIG difference! G-Spot Vibes have a SEVERE CURVE at the tip. The curve is there to put vibrating pressure on the g-spot when inserted vaginally.

Helpful Tip: Can't find your G-Spot or need help finding it? The easiest way is to lie onyour back and take your first and middle finger and insert them into your vagina,then curl your fingers, like two little hooks. You should be feeling for a Nubby, spongymass of tissue....it might make you feel like you want to pee...That's your G-Spot! 

When used correctly, G-Spot Vibes can provide you with an altogether different feeling type of orgasm that's SUPER INTENSE! It may even cause female ejaculation a.k.a Squirting.

(Illy's Note: If you've never had a squirting orgasm, you don't know what you aremissing! They are fucking amazing and the awesome thing is EVERY woman has theability to have them. I will be covering that subject in a later post)

"G-Spotters", as we lovingly refer to them in the Adult Toy Biz, can also be broken down into HARD or SOFT...


✴✴✴ Hard G- Spotter ✴✴✴

♥Straight with CURVED TIP, about 5-6 inches long.

♥ Made of HARD plastic.

♥ Some may have bulbous head or tip for clitoral stimulation.

♥ Multi-speed to multi-fuction

♥ Twist bottom or push button controls

♥ Made in various colors

♥ Shower proof

♥ Can be inserted vaginally

♥ NOT RECOMMENDED FOR INTERNAL ANAL USE!

♥ Thickness may vary

♥ Battery capacity ranges from AAA to C



✴✴✴ Soft G-Spotter ✴✴✴

♥ Straight with CURVED TIP, some may have bulbous heads for clitoral stimulation.

♥ Recommended for VAGINAL INSERTION ONLY! DO NOT INSERT ANALLY 

♥ Made in various colors!

♥ Can feel soft/firm to soft/squishy, some are even bendable into fun positions!

♥ May be made of material like: Silicone, Rubber, Jelly, or Synthetic Flesh (i.e.FantaFlesh, UR3, Cyberskin...)

♥ Shapes range from realistic to fun and unique textures (i.e. Bumps, ridges, nubs, waves etc.)

♥ Controls can either be push button or twist bottom

♥ Multi-speed to Multi-function

♥ Showerproof

♥ Battery capacity ranges from AAA to AA.