Adult Store 101: Down the Rabbit Hole

Every single day I have a few ladies come up to me and ask me for "The Rabbit"...

This was our "Rabbit" section of the store. 

Sorry ladies, there is NO SUCH THING because as demonstrated above...there are too fucking many to count nowadays.

The ORIGINAL Rabbit was and still is made by an awesome company called Doc Johnson and made famous by the TV show "Sex & The City"... (which I never watched) but I did get "The Rabbit" which looked like this:

The Original Rabbit: The iVibe Rabbit made by Doc Johnson

Sadly, it only lasted a month and not from "overuse"...(STFU, you know who you are and I can hear you laughing!) To be honest, my kegel muscles crushed those " rotating pearls" into powder and it stopped working! So, I'm not really a fan of this model and don't recommend it usually unless someone requests it specifically. Their NEW version iVibe Select is much better and looks like this:

i Vibe Select Rabbit in Balck by Doc Johnson

When selecting your toy keep in mind the term "Rabbit" is now used pretty loosely now that the market has expanded... not all "Rabbits" look like their namesake...the clitoral stimulators may be shaped like other animals like butterflies, dolphins, or even hummingbirds...some may just have a nondescript design.

There are about 8 common styles of Rabbit: Bendable, Rotating, Rotating w/ Beads, Thrusting, Thrusting with Rotation (w/beads or without), Recharegable and Remote Control.

The Bendable Rabbit:

EX: Bendable Rabbit by California Exotics

Bendable Rabbits have a flexible spine in the shaft that can be manipulated to stay at different angles to reach just the right spot.

The Rotating Rabbit:

EX: Rotating Rabbit. The Jimmie Lightning Rod by Closet Collection. One of my favorites, it lights up!

These types of toys have a rotating shaft which is great for hitting your G-Spot (or finding it) most of them come with the ability to change the rotation direction or intensity.

The Rotating Rabbit With Beads:

EX: Rotating Rabbit with Metal Beads by Pipedream

This style of "Rabbit" has a Rotating shaft with the added bonus of having rotating metal bead inside the shaft that when used will gently massage the Vaginal walls. You can usually reverse the rotation direction and some may have different patterns of rotation.

The Thrusting Rabbit:

EX: Thrusting Rabbit

The Thrusting and Rotating Rabbit: 

Ex: A Thrusting & Rotating Rabbit by Blush. See how the Clit Stimulator is a butterfly?

This design of "Rabbit" has a Thrusting shaft with Rotating massaging beads. You get the realistic motion of thrusting combined with massaging of the vaginal walls by the rotating beads and the clit stimulator.

The Triple Stimulator Rabbit:

EX Triple Ecstasy Thruster by Pipedream. I own this one personally! :-)

Now this type of "Rabbit" is NOT for beginners! Triple Stims can be any of the above styles or a combination. of them...with a twist because they also have a built in Anal stimulator for triple the fun SIMULTANEOUSLY! Definitely not for the faint of heart!


The Thrusting & Rotating Rabbit:

Ex: Remote control Trusting and Rotating Rabbit by Pipedream

Remote Controlled "Rabbits" can also be found in the above styles or any combination of the two and comes with a wireless remote control. These are better suited for couples...if your partner isn't exactly in the mood, to tired, busy with household stuff or surfing the web...just hand them the remote! Keep in mind the range of distance the remote can be away from the toy when trying these out (You can find out the range by reading the packaging...which lots of people DON'T do!)



The Rechargeable Rabbit:

EX: A Rechargeable Rabbit- Vanity #15 by JOpen

This style can also be found in the above styles. Fully Rechargeable either by USB or A/C adapter, some have a charging dock and others may just plug directly into the toy itself. These toys can get pretty expensive because they are usually made with higher quality materials and better quality motors,  and a one year warranty (typically) if you register your toy with the manufacturer. Definitely saves you money on batteries though, in the long run.

All of the toys I listed are most commonly made of TPE/TPR/Jelly material or Silicone. The material choice is up to your preference but PLEASE keep in mind that ALOT of women are ALLERGIC to toys made out of Jelly looking material....and they may not know it. I am one of these women, jelly toys can cause an unpleasant burning sensation like your coohie is on fire!)

Silicone toys are much more body safe and typically hypoallergenic...unless you're allergic to Silicone that is, which I have also come across but rarely. 

Again, remember to read the packaging on your toy. The materials the companies used it make it should be listed there somewhere! If you're having trouble finding it...ask a member of the staff...Its what we get paid for!

The Battle of the Beads:

On the Left: The free floating pearls of iVibe Rabbit. On the Right: The mounted metal beads of the Waterproof Jack Rabbit by California Exotics

Earlier in the post, I mentioned how I was able to crush those free floating pearls in the iVibe Rabbit with just the awesome power of my vaginal muscles... totally true btw but due mostly in part that the beads are not attached to the rotating mechanism which can present a problem when you've decided the toy is one of your favorites. I am personally not a fan of plastic beads but if you don't mind them or have no preference, always look for a brand that has the beads attached to the rotating mechanism.

When it comes to my clients however, I always suggest a "Rabbit" that has mounted/attached metal beads, most packaging won't say it but most of them are non jamming...

There's a trick to finding a quality "Rabbit" and I love demonstrating it to the customer because visuals always get the point across better...


The Rabbit Trick:

If there isn't a display model to play around with, ask the staff if they will pop batteries in the toy of your choice and explain the features to you. Then, while you've got the toy running, put the toy on the highest Thrusting or Rotation setting, make the "OK" sign with your dominant hand around the shaft on the part of the toy that moves, using only that hand... lightly squeeze the shaft, gently tightening your fingers around the moving part. If you can, hold the toy out in front you with only that hand in the "OK" grip on the shaft...gently increase your grip til you are holding the shaft VERY firmly but still allowing for movement...

If the toy keeps moving like its supposed to smoothly in your grip, not in jerky movements...then you've found a WINNER if not, let it go and start looking for another!

Warranties & Maintenance:

If anything happens to your toy that's under warranty, you may be able to send it back to the manufacturer sometimes (good toy companies that care about their clients and brand name do it all the time) for FREE or the small price of shipping it back to them.

Maintenance on these toys are pretty easy: Remove the batteries after each use. Then use your favorite brand of toy cleaner or just plain ol' antibacterial soap and warm water for cleansing, dry, and store in your favorite hiding spot that's also dry and clean as well.

Hope you enjoyed your trip down the Rabbit Hole...I hope this helped guide you back home with a new friend...

"Let your Freak Flags Fly!"

Love & Orgasms,,

Illy Stylez

Adult Store 101: Cock Rings- Basic & Vibrating

What the fuck is a cock ring and what does it do, you ask?


Well my Loves, it's a circular device usually worn either around the base of the penis shaft, around the top of the scrotum, or around both. It is mainly used to maintain a firmer erection buy restricting the blood from leaving the penis. Contrary to popular belief it is NOT only used by those suffering from erectile dysfunction or premature ejaculation.

(Illy''s Note: Alot of my male customers, my male coworkers, and boyfriend have claimed that cock rings actually intensify the male orgasm! I can't argue with that!)

Examples of how Cock Rings can be worn

In my experience, it's always best to apply a cock ring when the penis is flaccid (limp) before or during foreplay/intercourse. Cock rings come in a variety of different materials, some materials may require knowing the width of the penis. (No gloating, it's tacky and I get tired of hearing guys do it, just state it all business like damn it!)


Different materials suit different preferences, these materials include:

*Rubber*: Most common basic cock ring material. May come in assorted colors, limited ability to stretch. May come in sets of 2-5. Common sizes may be: 1 1/4 inches, 1 1/2 inches, and 2 inches. Best applied to flaccid penis.

*TPR/Jelly*: May look very small out of the package but these guys actually give you the most stretchablity to fit almost any size  (Unless you're hung like a fucking moose!)
Available in many colors and they may be textured to also stimulate your partner. Due to the material, they may need to be replaced often depending on the amount of use but they are usually pretty inexpensive. They may be applied to a fully erect penis.

*Silicone*: Limited range of stretch. Most are stretchy enough that they don't need sizing but some brands may come sized just the same as the Rubber rings above, they may also come in an adjustable variety. Silicone rings may come in sets as well as various colors. Best applied on a flaccid penis.

*Leather*: Can be VERY comfortable (So I've been told!). Some can be adjusted for size by metal snaps, others you may need to be sized for. Commonly displayed in the "Fetish/Bondage" section on most stores. May be applied while penis is erect.

*Metal*: Metal rings commonly come presized. If you are in the market for one of these then its good to have the measurements of the penis in question. Width flaccid and erect just so you can get a better picture of where you fit so to speak. Apply to flaccid penis ONLY!

*Pyrex Glass*: Comes sized, EXTREMELY HARD TO BREAK if made by a quality company...so don't worry! Please do your home work on the company before buying and trying. Flaccid penis ONLY!

Top Row from Left to Right: Silicone, Leather, Pyrex Glass.
Bottom Row: TPR/Jelly, Metal, Rubber

Another device you will find with the same functions as the beauties above:

Left to Right: Jelly Cock Sling, Metal Cock Cage

The one on the left is commonly referred to as a Cock Sling, the one on the right is referred to as a Cock Cage. They are both used for the same purpose as a basic cock ring.

With both devices, a flaccid penis goes through the space at he top and the scrotum through the space at the bottom. They can prolong an erection and delay ejaculation SIMULTANEOUSLY! Available in the same materials  as basic cock rings , as well as plastic that snaps together to hold the device in place. Can be used as an alternative to basic rings and can be more comfortable than the traditional kind.


WARNING: Wearing any of these devices for too long can cause permanent damage! If you have any medical conditions associated with a Heart Condition, Diabetes,or anything involving blood circulation...CONSULT YOUR DOCTOR BEFORE PLAYING!

~~~~Vibrating Cock Rings: Your New BFF~~~~

Vibrating cock rings are made of the same materials as the basic kind, harder to find though may be the Metal and Glass in the vibrating variety but I am sure they are out there!

These rings differ from basic rings in a BIG WAY...they come with a vibrating bullet (sometimes even two or more!) attached to stimulate your partner during sex while performing the functions of a regular ring. Vibrating rings come in 3 types:

*Disposable*:  Usually gives the wearer about 30-45 minutes of continuous vibration before the vibe becomes useless. It can be used in short bursts to prolong its life. They usually have the smallest bullets on them, normally just one speed of vibration, textured tio stimulate both partners. Great for travel or quickies on the run! Best part though? They are always pretty cheap!

*Reusable*: Almost always come with batteries included, a few brands even include extras! The vibrator is commonly the size of wireless bullet which is removable for easy cleaning or for use as a separate toy. They may or may not be textured depending on the brand. Can be multi-speed and have different patterns of vibration to add some Spice, some will even be waterproof for fun in the water. Moderately priced.

*Rechargeable*:  Eliminates the need for finding the right batteries! Uses USB or AC adapter style charger that plugs in to any USB capable device or wall outlet. Some chargers may also be magnetic! Most commonly made of high grade silicone. They are not always waterproof, so ask before you buy! Rechargeable Toys are always going to be more expensive! Moderate to High price but they can be worth it for the right one!

From Left to Right: Disposable, Reusable (Battery Operated), Rechargable

Every sexual orientation can enjoy the stimulation of a vibrating cock ring...Its not just for us "Breeders"!

Lovely Lesbians, Try using a cock ring at the base of your favorite strap on attachment!

Example of Vibrating ring on dildo/strap on attachment

Gorgeous  Gays, there are vibrating rings specifically designed for male to male loving!

Tres Chic Transgender/Transsexual men and women, depending on what you've got going on in your boudoir the possibilities are ENDLESS!

My top 3 companies for Cock Rings

*(Illy's Note: Screaming O, JOpen, and Lelo are my top three companies for Cock Rings...listed from inexpensive to high end. Remember, you get what you pay for...with a few exceptions. If you stop by I'll be happy to show you)*

Let your freak flag fly!

Love,

Illy Stylez