Vibes 4 Beginners: Basic & G-Spot Vibes

I meet a lot of ladies that are buying a toy for the first time. This can be a really intimidating experience, especially when confronted by so many choices with so many bells and whistles. I am dedicating this post to the first timers and the clueless...

When I ask these ladies what they are looking for, the most frequent answer I get is:

"I just want something basic" 

The basic category alone can be confusing all on its own! I like to break it down even more than that by dividing them into two types: HARD and SOFT.

✴✴✴HARD BASIC VIBES✴✴✴

✴✴✴SOFT BASIC VIBES✴✴✴

♥ Made in various colors!

♥ Can feel soft/firm to soft/squishy, some are even bendable into fun positions!

♥ May be made of material like: Silicone, Rubber, Jelly, or Synthetic Flesh (i.e.FantaFlesh, UR3, Cyberskin...)

♥ Shapes range from realistic to fun and unique textures (i.e. Bumps, ridges, nubs, wavesetc.)

♥ Controls can either be push button or twist bottom

♥ Multi-speed to Multi-function

♥ Showerproof

♥ Battery capacity ranges from AAA to AA

♥ NOT RECOMMENDED FOR ANAL INSERTION!


✖✖✖ G-SPOT VIBES ✖✖✖


G-Spot Vibes are very similar to Basic Vibes...with one BIG difference! G-Spot Vibes have a SEVERE CURVE at the tip. The curve is there to put vibrating pressure on the g-spot when inserted vaginally.

Helpful Tip: Can't find your G-Spot or need help finding it? The easiest way is to lie onyour back and take your first and middle finger and insert them into your vagina,then curl your fingers, like two little hooks. You should be feeling for a Nubby, spongymass of tissue....it might make you feel like you want to pee...That's your G-Spot! 

When used correctly, G-Spot Vibes can provide you with an altogether different feeling type of orgasm that's SUPER INTENSE! It may even cause female ejaculation a.k.a Squirting.

(Illy's Note: If you've never had a squirting orgasm, you don't know what you aremissing! They are fucking amazing and the awesome thing is EVERY woman has theability to have them. I will be covering that subject in a later post)

"G-Spotters", as we lovingly refer to them in the Adult Toy Biz, can also be broken down into HARD or SOFT...


✴✴✴ Hard G- Spotter ✴✴✴

♥Straight with CURVED TIP, about 5-6 inches long.

♥ Made of HARD plastic.

♥ Some may have bulbous head or tip for clitoral stimulation.

♥ Multi-speed to multi-fuction

♥ Twist bottom or push button controls

♥ Made in various colors

♥ Shower proof

♥ Can be inserted vaginally

♥ NOT RECOMMENDED FOR INTERNAL ANAL USE!

♥ Thickness may vary

♥ Battery capacity ranges from AAA to C



✴✴✴ Soft G-Spotter ✴✴✴

♥ Straight with CURVED TIP, some may have bulbous heads for clitoral stimulation.

♥ Recommended for VAGINAL INSERTION ONLY! DO NOT INSERT ANALLY 

♥ Made in various colors!

♥ Can feel soft/firm to soft/squishy, some are even bendable into fun positions!

♥ May be made of material like: Silicone, Rubber, Jelly, or Synthetic Flesh (i.e.FantaFlesh, UR3, Cyberskin...)

♥ Shapes range from realistic to fun and unique textures (i.e. Bumps, ridges, nubs, waves etc.)

♥ Controls can either be push button or twist bottom

♥ Multi-speed to Multi-function

♥ Showerproof

♥ Battery capacity ranges from AAA to AA.

Vibes 4 Beginners:Bullets and Eggs

***Bullets***

Bullets are small compact vibes that vary in length from about an inch long to the maximum size being no longer than your index finger. There are two basic types: WIRED and WIRELESS.

✖✖✖Wired Bullets✖✖✖

Again, Keep in mind widths and lengths, materials, and textures may vary from brand to brand. Helpful Tip: Always keep in mind what you DON'T WANT in toy! When confronted with alot of choices it makes the process of elimination go faster :-) Check out these examples!

♥ Widths can vary from slim to thick

♥ Some brands offer interchangeable wired vibes via a headphone style jack that plug into the controller

♥ Single bullet varieties typically have a wheel or slider intensity control. Although some brand may offer multi function push button control.

♥ Wired bullets can be inserted vaginally. NOT RECOMMENDED FOR INTERNAL ANAL USE! (Depending on the quality of the product, wires may break!)

♥ Battery capacity ranges from 2 or 3 AAA to 2 or 3 AA batteries

♥ Purse or pocket sized for travel...or when you're stuck on traffic ;-) 

✖✖✖Wireless Bullets✖✖✖

♥ Discreet 

♥ Most brands stock TONS of colors for every taste

♥ Speed and vibration vary from one to 10 function.

♥ Modern brands usually have a push button control on the bottom.

♥ Showerproof!

♥ Primarily used for clitoral stimulation. Great for nipple or testicle stimulation as well! NOT RECOMMENDED FOR INSERTION OF ANY KIND!

♥ Battery capacity ranges from watch sized batteries to 1-2AAA

Eggs

Vibrating eggs are look exactly the way they sound and just like bullets they come in WIRED and WIRELESS varieties...


✖✖✖Wired Eggs✖✖✖

♥ Typically have a wheel or slider intensity control. Eggs aren't typically too fancy. They were probably the first type of wired vibe to come put on the market.

♥ Wired eggs can be inserted vaginally. NOT RECOMMENDED FOR INTERNAL ANAL USE! (CAUTION: Depending on the quality of the product, wires may break!)

♥ Battery capacity usually ranges from 2-3AA 

✖✖✖Wireless Eggs✖✖✖ 

♥ Discreet 

♥ Vaginally insertable for secret public adventures due to handy pull string

♥ Speed and vibration vary from one to 10 function.

♥ Modern brands usually have a push button control on the bottom of pull string.

♥ Showerproof!

♥ Primarily used for vaginal or clitoral stimulation. Great for nipple or testicle stimulation as well! NOT RECOMMENDED FOR ANAL INSERTION!

♥ Battery capacity ranges from watch sized batteries to 1-2AAA

Product Review: Uberlube

Recently got a sample of this awesome stuff! New on the market, probably one of the BEST silicone lubricants I've ever tried!

*High-end luxury lubricant

*Instead of just being slippery,

*Überlube is designed to transfer sensation while reducing friction

*Überlube feels amazingly silky and performs as long as you're using it

*When Überlube stops being manipulated, it starts to dissipate, leaving skin soft and moisturized, never wet or sticky.

* Can be used as unscented massage oil.

*Can be used on hair to reduce frizz.

*Gives a close smooth shave when used for shaving.

Female Enchancement; JO Volt

I'm proud to introduce: your new best friend...

JO Volt

This handy potion is a specially formulated oil that increases clitoral stimulation when applied directly!

♡Created for women by women

♡Stimulates and hightens pleasure

♡No Parabens

♡No L-Arginine

♡ Three Strengths to choose from:
                ☆6V Sensitive
                ☆9V Regular
                ☆12V Extra

I love this product...and use it frequently. At the store, we call it "vibrator in a bottle". It produce a tingling/buzzing, slightly warming sensation to your clitoris when applied directly and rubbed in.

One Drop will last about 30 to 45 minutes.

I advise most women to use the 9V because it's regular strength. If you find you are a bit sensitive to these kinds of things, try 6V. And if you find you're a woman who needs something stronger then the 12V is for you.

Adult Store 101: The Sex Shop Reality

There is nothing taboo about sex or a person's individual fetishes...

***Unless it has to do with waste, animals or kids, personally, I think there is something wrong with those fucking people***

We've come a long way sexually in America although we are still a bit reserved, a new sexual revolution is taking place behind the scenes at your local adult store. For some, adult stores are scary, perverted, and seedy places who knows what goes on! Unfortunately, that image is true in a few cases :-( But if you have read any of the previous posts then you will have found yourself a nice one by now :-)

Keep in mind that most adult establishments are a melting pot of humanity...different ages, races, sexual orientations, genders, and fetishes will all be in attendance at some point or another. That being said...

SEX SHOPS ARE JUDGEMENT FREE ZONES!

You also may encounter objects and lifestyles you may not agree with and that's totally OK if you don't! You don't have to engage with anyone you don't want to...but to avoid any problems with other patrons it's best to keep those thoughts to yourself!

Two commonly seen (yet uncommon and confusing to most) lifestyles are Transsexuals or Cross Dressers. Most people aren't aware that these are two very different ways of life and I'll explain this as simply as I can for the common folk:

Cross Dresser or CD is a person who dresses/acts/wants to be treated as the opposite sex whether in public or private. They are fulfilling a fetish/fantasy or another very personal need to do so.


Transsexual is a person who is a different gender mentally, emotionally, and spiritually from the physical body they were born with. Many live as a different gender than their physical body, in a lot of cases these individuals undergo procedures both surgically and hormonally to become who they really are physically and sexually.

The mainstream is still fuzzy on this subject in terms of the social etiquette...but it's really very simple. Should you choose to interact politely, then the appropriate way to address these individuals is the same as if you were interacting with anyone else in your daily life! You address them as the gender their personality, clothing and manner reflects. It is also NEVER polite to ask about what they've got going on down below. After all, would you want a stranger asking you what you've got going on downstairs? I didn't think so!

Now, for those who are particularly shy and embarrassed at the thought of being in a sex shop...Don't be! You've already set foot in the store, everyone else there is shopping for something intimate as well. Whispering like it's a library isn't required! but don't walk around giggling like a crazy person making loud, negative comments about different items as you shop either! You may be making others who are more quietly embarrassed, uncomfortable or self conscious...think about how you would feel! It's okay to find things amusing...just don't broadcast it to everyone!

While shopping can be fun, always be aware of your surroundings and mindful of other customers in your section. It is not uncommon for patrons to make conversation, flirt, or flat out proposition each other. Being behind the counter, it happens to us daily so we are used to it but I find it only ever happens every so often between customers.

If another person approaches you this way and you have no interest, politely decline. However, if that person can't take no for an answer or someone is bothering/molesting you in any way: Alert Staff or Security Immediately!

***We hate that shit. It's bad for business and at a store like mine we have a zero tolerance policy for creepy assholes!***

The same applies to people who are OBVIOUSLY abusing "recreational substances" or alcohol.

***My belief is regards to "recreational substances" has always been "If you are gonna be high then be able to handle your shit in public or stay home!" I don't care what you choose to do as long as you aren't bothering others!***

The view from behind most counters? We really don't care what anyone is into...we are being paid to help you make your purchases and send you on your way. We don't judge anyone for their specific taste, we know what we signed up for and not much really surprises us...go ahead and try!

Bottom line is EVERYONE deserves to shop in comfort. Un-molested and Un-judged.
Let your freak fly Fly!

Happy Humping!

Vibes For Beginners: Minis & Rockets

**The types of vibes below are mostly used for clitoral stimulation. They can also be used for EXTERNAL anal play as well. DO NOT INSERT ANALLY...unless you want to have an embarrassing trip to the emergency room! These little guys are also GREAT for nipple play and testicle stimulation during oral sex or masturbation (mutual or solo).

**Finger Vibes**

♡ Silicone or Jelly sleeve designed to be worn comfortably on your finger.

♡ Bullet is usually removable for easy cleaning

♡ Can range from 1-speed to 10 function. (see individual packaging)

♡ Quiet

♡ Discreet

♡ Watch sized batteries (LR44)

***Mini Massagers***

♡ Discreet look

♡ Multi-Speed

♡ Usually twist bottom controls but may be push button varieties

♡ Flexible heads for easy manuvering.

♡ Some brands may even come in different sizes!

♡ Battery sizes range from watch size to AA

***Pocket Rockets***

♡ Discreet look

♡ Multi-Speed

♡ Usually twist bottom controls but may be push button varieties

♡ Flexible heads for easy manuvering.

♡ Some brands may even come in different sizes!

♡ Battery sizes range from watch size to AA

Now it's your turn! Experiment with different colors, textures, materials...and of course body parts!

Have Fun and Let your Freak Flag fly!