9.25.2015

Adult Store 101: XXX Videos For Dummies



Not everyone feels comfortable viewing porn via the Internet...privacy fears, computer viruses, and being "caught" with porn sites in your browser history. I get it!  And those are usually the customers that come check out our video collection but for the first timer it can be confusing and there are very many categories, some of which many people have never even heard of. Today's post is going to define commonly used categories and fetishes for those of you who have no clue.  Starting with the basics and ending with the most common fetishes.


Classics- These are films usually from 1970 until the late 80's/Early 90's. Big hair and lots of bush. The basic sex action applies here (oral, vaginally sex in different basic positions)

M.I.L.F- Stands for Mother I'd Like To Fuck, wonderful term, no? In this category of cinema you will find mature women (aka Cougars, women in their40s and 50s) with younger men (aka Cubs, men usually in their 20s of course)

Features- Feature Films are what they sound like... They usually have a storyline and very high production value (lighting, cinematography, sets, costumes are theatre quality) They do contain hardcore action but usually aren't raunchy or kinky unless noted somewhere on the cover. They are very popular with our female customers that aren't really into porn.

Girl on Girl- Lesbian porn, no boys allowed! A lot of oral, toys, and strap on dildos.

Gay- Male on Male sex ONLY. Lots of oral and anal, sometimes toys (dildos and anal plugs/prostate massagers)

Bi~Sexual- Male/Female/Male threesome sex...Combines Hetero and Homo sex simultaneously (oral, anal, vaginal) positioning.  If you're male and curious about men but are mostly attracted to women, then this might be a good way to do a little research.

Transsexual- Also known (by the less polite terms) Tranny or Shemale. The polite term is preferred, features Transwomen  (chicks with dicks) with men and sometimes females. Anal and oral mostly, some vaginal when there's a female around (which I personally think is hot) Not for the prudish or faint of heart.

Black- Hetero sex between African American people. Anal, oral, vaginal...maybe some toys like vibrators or body massagers.

Asian- Hetero sex between people of Asian decent or White men and Asian women.  From what I've seen its mostly Japanese or Filipino women in these films.  Oral, vaginal, and anal.  They don't seem to be too big on toys.

Latin~ Hetero sex between people of Latin descent or White men and Latin women. Brazillian, Mexican or Spanish women. Basic oral, anal, vaginally penetration.

Interracial- Hetero sex between couples of different races. Most commonly Black men with White Women or Black Women with White men but describes any combination of different races having sex.  Oral, vaginal, anal.

Oral/BlowBangs- Are films that highly feature and mainly focus on a woman giving a man oral sex. They focus on things like swallowing semen, ejaculating on womens faces (aka Facials), breasts (aka A Pearl Necklace), sharing semen between two women (aka Cum Swapping), or a woman/women collecting semen in a glass and drinking it.

Anal- Hetero anal sex is the main focus. Included in this category may be anal toys, women spreading their cheeks so that you can see inside the anus (aka gapes or gaping)

Big Tits- Hetero sex featuring women with LARGE breasts.  You may see a lot of what we call "titty fucking" which means a man sliding his penis in between the woman's cleavage while she gives him oral sex simultaneously.

B.B.W- Stands for Big Beautiful Women (aka Curvy Girls or the less polite Plumpers/Chunkers) feature curvy, full figured ladies. Hetero sex, oral, vaginal and sometimes anal.

Group- SWINGERS. Hetero sex or girl on girl sex with many different actors in a scene at once.

Gonzo- These films are compiled of scenes from different porn shoots. Many different actresses, positions, situations and locations.  Hetero sex with some group stuff thrown in, maybe a little girl on girl action.  You will usually find Female/Male/Female threesomes here as well. No storyline to speak of and these films can get raunchy.

P.O.V- Stands for Point Of View.  The film is shot from the male actors point of view so it's like you're watching the action happen to you.



AND NOW... The heavy stuff...Welcome to the wonderful world of FETISH VIDEO!



Domination/BDSM- Bondage, Dominance,  SadoMasochism... If you like whips, floggers, spanking, being tied up, being submissive or being totally in charge than this is the section for you.

Cuckhold/Humiliation- Scenario us where a husband or boyfriend is forced to watch or participate in some way while he watches his girl blatantly have sex with other man.

D.P- Stands for Double Penetration. Usually a woman getting anal and vaginal penetration by two different men.  Can sometimes be double anal or double vaginal penetration (if the actress has the talent for it)

Hentai- Japanese Anime Cartoon style porn.  Usually has a weird story line and sometimes weird stuff happening in it like sex with monsters that have many penis shaped tentacles...

Squirting- Features women who ejaculate clear fluid when they orgasm.

Feet- For those of you who have a fetish for feet, shoes, stockings and thigh highs on women.

Hairy/Bush- Features Hetero sex with women who don't shave their public hair off completely... And sometimes their armpits (I'm not sure why about the last one) not everyone likes their pussy smooth as a baby's ass.

Forbidden- These are films that feature sex between a step parent/child or step siblings. In darker cases they could be just straight up incest scenarios.

Pegging- Men being fucked by a woman wearing a strap on.

Pregnant- Hetero sex with a pregnant woman


... And there you have it.  All summed up in this handy dandy little post of mine. Hell, if you're still confused bookmark this page on your mobile or print it out and take it with you next time you shop! I fully encourage it!

Hope I helped light the way through the murky waters of Lake Porno...

Don't be shy, Let your Freak Flag Fly!



Illy Stylez