Well it's winter time again and the holidays are here...my Christmas shopping is done...and I manage to stay the FUCK away from the mall. Yay me!
It's 3 days before Christmas Eve and I've noticed Way more people shopping at our store in the past few days looking for that perfect sexy gift for their S.O (significant other)so here are a few quick tips before you rush out to buy that naughty bit to spice up your holiday...
***BE PREPARED- Do a quick Google search if it's a particular product, call ahead. If they don't have what you want come with a plan B, we can't tell you what your S.O would like because we don't know them like that!
***HELP US HELP YOU- Get to know your lovers measurements, sizes, and preferences. "I don't know" is NOT an acceptable answer to our questions. We aren't sleeping with them...YOU ARE!
***BE FLEXIBLE- Alot of you have been taught that the most EXPENSIVE item MUST be the BEST! That's not always true. There are alot of different brands of the SAME STYLES of products just because something is cheaper doesn't make it a piece of shit. I have had loads of expensive toys returned for being defective and stories of cheaper toys lasting for years. Be open to suggestions if your favorite high end brand isn't in stock.
***WE GET BUSY TOO- We've been understaffed alot this month as I am sure alot of places have this month. And the holidays can be VERY BUSY. Keep in mind that we run out of stock on popular products VERY QUICKLY and the time we have to spend with individual customers is alot shorter due to the high volume...if you have more questions you can always call us back after we touch base with the other customers.
And that's pretty much it. I hope everyone has a Merry Christmas and a Bright New Year,
There might be one more post before the new year, I just haven't gotten my collective shit together yet, LOL. I am hoping to completely accomplish that in 2016.
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